Ma Vie Fortunée

my-d1vineright:

nachalibre:

uncle phil does not play

Word to Uncle Phil

assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

ostracizedpoodle:

This is my favorite message I have gotten. They didn’t reply or explain anything it was just this

ostracizedpoodle:

This is my favorite message I have gotten. They didn’t reply or explain anything it was just this

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

kimpissible:

teacher: okay class we are going to go around and introduce ourselves

me: image

dicklover3000:

sexting

dicklover3000:

sexting

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

whatisitcalledagain:

fat-grrrl:

sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok

no