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nyehs:

will i dream

nyehs:

will i dream

beforus:

griimdarkp2iioniic:

beforus:

You: image

Me: image

So I’m a beautiful handcrafted wooden top and you’re a mass manufactured metal top that looks cool but breaks in a week?

excuse me let me put this in easier terms for you

you:  a dead whittled down tree

me: THE MIGHTY DRANZER POSSESSED BY A SOUL OF A PHOENIX

image

LET IT RIP

sexhaver:

totallytransparent:

Transparent None PIzza With Left Beef (Request)Made by Totally Transparent

i dont know whether to laugh or cry

sexhaver:

totallytransparent:

Transparent None PIzza With Left Beef (Request)
Made by Totally Transparent

i dont know whether to laugh or cry

retr0philia:

how I flirt

retr0philia:

how I flirt

memewhore:

possiblypensive:

Life Hack: Decorate your room to look like your math class so you’ll fall asleep faster

Or have an instant fatal anxiety attack

Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
Neil Gaiman (via feellng)